EASTENDERS

■ STAND BY YOUR WOMAN

Mick and Linda have had so many heart-to-hearts (pictured), they’re like organ donors on acid. They’re still struggling with Linda carrying Max’s baby, though Mick insists he’ll love it no matter what. Of course he will. He’s not going to be happy unless his ever-expanding family has enough people to make a football team – both sides.

Linda’s low spirits haven’t prevented her from diving into the Quality Street tin for fashion inspiration again. Having exhausted The Big Purple One, she’s now alighted upon Pink Fudge. It’s only a matter of time before Green Triangle makes an appearance.