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RISHI PLOTTERS ‘GIVE UP AND GO TO THE PUB’
Blow for homeowners as mortgage rates to pass 6%
RISHI PLOTTERS ‘GIVE UP AND GO TO THE PUB’
Boris’s ID woes at ballot box
Footsie hits another all-time high
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Is Gavin and Stacey’s did-they-didn’t-they marriage mystery about to be solved?
Universities ‘deserting Jewish students over pro-Palestine protests’
Don’t bank on a bright weekend
Charles inherits 200 of Queen’s causes
Fears of ‘slaughter’ after Hamas snub
I’m laughing myself horse! Show such a tonic for King
I’m laughing myself horse! Show such a tonic for King
Charles inherits 200 of Queen’s causes
No role for Ant & Dec on royal roll
Labour by-election win that puts another brick back into Red Wall
But Keir’s cheers muted by Muslim anger over Gaza
We’ll win seats in general election, Reform MP insists
A difficult day — but Rishi now knows he’ll lead party at the polls
Starmer: Gains show we’re on way to Downing Street
Labour by-election win that puts another brick back into Red Wall
Karl Marx wins by a landslide
Mayor Ben throws a lifeline to Sunak
Leader, 23, keeps council blue
Don’t mention the Tories! The key to Boris of the North’s win
How royal will their non-royal tour be?
How royal will their non-royal tour be?
Now Labour mayor vows more asylum bus protests
How Copacabana Barry will cope with Co-Op arena crisis
Baby Reindeer creator ‘dated trans actress who wanted role’
I killed emu man Rod Hull, says Brandreth, 25 years on
Amy Winehouse pulling pints and cocaine everywhere – pub that’s the show’s other star
By Neil Sears
The real-life Martha from Baby Reindeer is now targeting me with 51 calls and two hours of voicemails – so far. As I type, the phone is ringing again...
It’s easy to mock the entitled know-nothing student protesters who couldn’t find Gaza on a map. But they are useful idiots making common cause with genocidal Islamists who want to see Israel wiped out
A thumping, but PM must keep up the fight
It’s easy to mock the entitled know-nothing student protesters who couldn’t find Gaza on a map. But they are useful idiots making common cause with genocidal Islamists who want to see Israel wiped out
Our desperate fight to save Donny the dying duckling — and what it tells us about the nature of humanity...
Well done to the villagers who turned me away from the polling station!
Russell Brand says he’s been baptised in the Thames. But why will no church admit doing it?
So what do we pay for this, 150? Trump question over ‘affair’
Egg thief to get help for his ‘addiction’
Special needs pupils ‘face funding crisis’
Taxi driver jailed for killing pedestrian ... 16 minutes after police speed warning
Ewe what? Sheep wear zap collars to save birds
THE MOST decadent SOCIETY PARTY YEAR OF THE
THE MOST decadent SOCIETY PARTY YEAR OF THE
My Lockerbie campaigner father was so obsessed with his dead daughter he forgot about his living one... me
My Lockerbie campaigner father was so obsessed with his dead daughter he forgot about his living one... me
Net Zero farce
My Lockerbie campaigner father was so obsessed with his dead daughter he forgot about his living one... me
31 new oil and gas licences
How we’ve all gone nuts for Crunchy Nut
Memorial for UK journalists who die on the front line
Colourful Duke separates from his second wife
Dowager Duchess’s defection Down Under
Very modern manners...
West End live show for TV’s Naked Attraction?
Is that Van The Man — or just a cabbie?
Lumley’s candlelit beauty secrets
A SWIFT EXIT!
A shanty town in Dublin, the once-luxury hotel now packed with migrants and a growing public backlash: How Ireland’s intransigence over Brexit is coming back to haunt it
A shanty town in Dublin, the once-luxury hotel now packed with migrants and a growing public backlash: How Ireland’s intransigence over Brexit is coming back to haunt it
Locked away, the teen who murdered boy, 16, with a zombie knife
Drivers ‘overpay at pumps’
Gay dating host Dannii Minogue: I’m queer
Did Britain’s red squirrels help spread leprosy in the Middle Ages?
The horse trainer who raped and killed his partner’s showjumper sister – and whose THREE other lovers tried to help cover up his monstrous crime
The horse trainer who raped and killed his partner’s showjumper sister – and whose THREE other lovers tried to help cover up his monstrous crime
From Tom Leonard
How Anna Wintour has declared that Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos’s fiancee Lauren has such poor taste, she can’t come to Monday’s Met Gala... unless the Vogue queen styles her personally!
Moscow rage at Cameron
KUROSU
I’m no fan of supplements except the sunshine pill — and now I take it even in summer
Walking down stairs can help your heart
What to do about that lingering cough
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Want to boost your health? You need to munch 30 different plants a week ...and here’s how to do it
SNACKING COUNTS, EVEN IF IT’S CHOCOLATE!
ENJOY A BEAN FEAST
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Want to boost your health? You need to munch 30 different plants a week ...and here’s how to do it
From cucumber to coriander, here are 200 tasty things to put on your shopping list
How to get more plants on your plate pullout
Wagtastic reality TV show
Wagtastic reality TV show
What’s the point to life when every day I wish I was dead?
How do we tell a friend his driving is unsafe?
AND FINALLY Unexpected events can bring us joy
Silence is best way to tackle a sulker!
THE SPY who came in from THE CIRCUS
THE SPY who came in from THE CIRCUS
Why Britain’s regional airports are BOOMING
Dear Reader
Why Britain’s regional airports are BOOMING
Why Britain’s regional airports are BOOMING
AN INSPECTOR CALLS
Is this the best value safari in Africa?
Spray clothes, fill footwear, pick with purpose
How to pack like a pro!
TRAVEL FACTS
All hail the new Queen Anne
Cliogoesbacktobasics
ICONIC MAKEOVER IN MALVERN
Green-fingered myths
MAKE A HOME FOR HEDGEHOGS
Plant of the week
SELF-SEEDED JOY
Global stocks rally as Apple splashes out
Glencore to join bid battle for Anglo American
Charlotte Tilbury loses shine on market debut
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WHAT IS THIS? Since you ask...
SHARE OF THE WEEK
Beware Labour tax secrets
HSBC chairman booed by former staff on pensions
REGULATOR SOUNDS ALARM OVER WATER TAKEOVER
Asda strikes deal to ease towering £3.8bn debt burden
Trainline goes full steam ahead as sales top £5bn
STOCK WATCH
‘A club with no standards will not succeed’
Why are these United fans in the disabled section?
Luton show fight but Mengi’s wrestling match costs them dear
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Luton show fight but Mengi’s wrestling match costs them dear
They aren’t making it easy for Dyche
Lopetegui closing in on West Ham job
Pep’s poser after Ederson makes a quick recovery
‘A hindrance not a help’
WHAT A MESS!
CLATTENBURG QUITS FOREST ROLE
‘ I’m lucky I had a bit more belly because I didn’t feel the taser as much. Even when I was on the ground, they were shocked I still had the energy to resist... ’
My issue is not knowing when to stop drinking. When I’m drunk I don’t listen to anyone
My issue is not knowing when to stop drinking. When I’m drunk I don’t listen to anyone
Klopp: The fixture crush is a crime. Call Amnesty!
Forest CAN survive if Nuno puts faith in his back three
HOW NUNO SETS UP
Ben White isn’t clever at corners. He’s just cheating
Players owe it to Klopp to reignite their intensity for his grand farewell
Vital CPR drive would save so many lives
How magic McKenna pulled off the Ipswich revolution
D-Day for Birmingham after Rooney debacle
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How magic McKenna pulled off the Ipswich revolution
My M favourite Shirt
TODAY’S KEY GAMES — 12.30pm
EFL one to watch
OXFORD UNITED v PETERBOROUGH
Posh can banish play-off demons
We give each other grief but we don’t take it to heart. It’s always fun!
We give each other grief but we don’t take it to heart. It’s always fun!
Mr & Mrs QUIZ
Max wouldn’t join Mercedes for £150million
Parents’ tribute to tragic Josh
City slicker aims to match Frankel hype
Burke: Klopp woe more stressful than Guineas bid
DATABANK
ROBIN GOODFELLOW
THE Wizard OF ODDS
GIANT CROSSWORD
SUGURU
SUKO
SUDOKU
CODEWORD
MISSING . . .
QUICK CROSSWORD
FUTOSHIKI
PUB QUIZ
KUROSU SOLUTION
FRIDAY’S SOLUTION — (No 9,779)
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