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GLAD to see President Biden restated America’s commitment to ‘the special relationship’ after briefings from No 10 that our PM thought it was an outdated term implying subservience from the UK. After all, frisky Boris is the last person anyone would turn to for wisdom about lasting, special relationships.

DefenDIng himself against Dominic Cummings’s claims he had repeatedly lied, Health Secretary Matt Hancock claimed there was never a national shortage of PPe during the pandemic. Daily Mail readers who raised £11.7 million for more than 40 million items of PPe during the desperate shortage, when frontline workers were wearing bin liners, may disagree.

THE protester who slapped President Macron is given a four-month jail sentence. I prefer British justice. When the then Deputy PM John Prescott was assaulted on a walkabout, he punched the guy out — changing his nickname from Two Jags to Two Jabs. No charges were laid.