Petsy puts the boot into Boris

BORIS JOHNSON’S former lover Petronella Wyatt, right, couldn’t resist having a swipe at the PM after his wedding last week, telling me: ‘I wish Carrie luck because I wouldn’t marry Boris in a billion years. I dodged that bullet!’

Carrie didn’t escape either, as waspish journalist Petronella, 53 – who says she and Boris were once engaged – added: ‘I don’t know why they bothered to keep it secret, I mean Carrie’s not the Duchess of Cambridge.

‘ And why did she have to dress like a human sacrifice? It’s odd to rent a dress for your wedding day. It’s not as if she couldn’t have afforded it.’