CELEBS SPOUTING NONSENSE

AS IF her triple-barrelled surname wasn’t unusual enough, Octavia Anstruther-Gough-Calthorpe has taken up a career I didn’t even know existed: she is a ‘breathwork coach’.

At £40 a time, her lessons don’t come cheap, but Octavia, 30, left, promises that ‘once the body and mind are open and relaxed, you will then submerge in a south sun vibration altering brainwave state for deep meditation and rejuvenation’.

Now take a deep breath before you get to grips with Octavia’s aristo heritage: her half-sister Isabella is also a halfsister of Prince Harry’s ex-girlfriend Cressida Bonas and is married to Richard Branson’s son Sam. Exhale!