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■ SOCIAL DISTANCING

The devastating effects of social media on teenagers is something soaps return to time and again. April is the latest victim of trolling, when someone sets up a Dead Donna account. Marlon comes to the rescue after finding her at her mum’s grave (pictured) and deletes her accounts, saying he’ll keep her phone until it settles down. I give that all of five minutes. Taking a mobile from a teenager is like taking… well, the TV remote from me (you really don’t want to see that).

Liv’s still drinking vodka, but where’s she buying it from, and with what? Kim should do an inventory on that Home Farm cellar.