SUPER SPORT FROM THE BEST SEAT!

Oh, joy of joys! This time of year is glorious for the amount of television coverage of sport. Today alone, there was Celtic v Hearts, St Helens v Wigan, Brighton v Manchester United and Liverpool v Tottenham Hotspur. I’ve imposed a ban on people talking to me and no, I won’t do any jobs around the house, and I mustn’t be disturbed unless the house is on fire! My armchair is my haven for today, remote in hand.

Philip Codd, Manchester