Charles is out for the count...

time, he’s back at the hospital. Is there a bed with his nameplate on it? He was in there last in October, which is hogging the NHS limelight a tad. And again, Manpreet’s at his bedside (it’ll be her getting bedsores at this rate), where Ethan is shocked when Manpreet compares Naomi’s actions to Meena’s. Stay unconscious, Charles; it’s a minefield out there.

At least Harriet gets to see some action now she’s back working as a copper, and she arrests Naomi on suspicion of assault. That is one power-hungry vicar/policewoman.

It’s a bad week for Charity and

Mackenzie when they lose their baby, but in better news, Jai and Laurel try to rekindle their relationship. They’re excited and can’t wait to tell the kids, but will the youngsters feel the same? ‘Yes, we know Daddy’s a druggie and Mummy’s an alcoholic, but guess what?! They’re together again.’ Child psychologist alert!

In a week of exam results in Soapland, Jacob receives excellent grades, but declares he’s still not going to university. Er, when did Jacob ever open a book? The only ‘studying’ he ever did was when he was being groomed by Maya, and we all know how that ended up. Will anyone be able to change his mind? Please, yes; I’ll hop on a bus myself and drag him to uni if it prevents us being subjected to any more of his misery.