THE ARCHERS update

The food festival will lure in outsiders this week, so if you’re thinking of heading Borsetshire way, be very, very careful. Lynda’s out scouring Ambridge

for ‘volunteers’ for the village fete, and the locals are looking for someone to blame for the recent outbreak of vandalism. If you are foolish enough to cross the mighty Am, you won’t be the only one needing to keep a low profile: Justin is trying to avoid his overbearing landlady, and bad boy George is skulking around, looking

for some private space for his ‘new interest’. If you still insist on this dangerous venture, it makes good sense, as ever, to avoid all Horrobins, especially after Chelsea’s ‘moment of madness’ and Tracy’s continuing work woes.