Look out Liv, your mum’s after your loot...

Were Liv and Vinny ever Love’s Young Dream, or has it always been a nightmare? Even following their marriage, they didn’t get to enjoy a honeymoon period (well, five minutes, maybe), and now there’s trouble yet again when Vinny discovers that Liv has decided to sell the house without talking to him.

Sandra is delighted that the pairarebickeringandeven more excited when Liv falls off the wagon (below). It doesn’t take much. At the smallest hint of trouble, Liv takes to the neck of a vodka bottle like a hungry calf consuming its mother’s milk; she never even comes up for air. Sandra plies her daughter with more alcohol when she hears about her evergrowing savings account (shares in Smirnoff?), which she’s hoping to empty. Nice. Mother of the year she is not.

There’s trouble over at Home Farm, too, where Harriet is trying to stifle her feelings for Will, who starts to worry whether his marriage to Kim should go ahead.

He’s even wondering what he ever saw in her, after Harriet reaffirms her love (so much for stifling). Seriously? You’re the one who’s landed on your feet, mate; Kim’s the one who’s trading down. Big time.