EASTENDERS

Suki wandering through the Square in her nightdress is not a good look (any night attire in Walford is scary), and Eve wonders what’s going on (right). Eventually, Suki opens up to her and says that Ranveer tried to sexually assault her, but will she reveal all? The problem with this storyline, though, is that Suki is such an unsympathetic character, it’s

hard to have any feeling for her about anything. Now Ravi is trying to manipulate her into feeling sorry for him. Good luck: that woman could freeze hell over with one stare.

When will Janine’s house of cards come tumbling down, especially with Scarlett feeling insecure about the new baby and worrying that Janine will forget about her? I think that ship’s long

sailed, love. Linda assures her that Mick won’t let that happen, and Scarlett contemplates telling Linda the truth about the night of the accident. Linda realises there is something Scarlett’s not telling her (no surprises there: nobody tells Linda anything these days; when they did, she was too drunk to remember). Is the youngster about to shop her mother? My guess is they’ll string this out until Christmas Day.

Janine, meanwhile, is basking in the attention Mick is lavishing upon her since he discovered the pregnancy. Deluded. He gets more

excited over a West Ham goal.