CORONATION STREET

There’s more bad news for Carla this week. The poor dear is already in a clinic, convinced that her psychosis has returned, plus she’s got Paul breathing down her neck for compensation following her drugfuelled joyride in the Underworld van. Now Peter has to break the news to his wife that her loyal coworkers have voted to depose her at the factory. The queen is dead as far as Underworld is concerned, it seems, and long live the king.

Well, maybe not. Sneaky Stephen’s