THE ARCHERS update

Will you be taking up Helen’s invitation to visit the Bridge Farm dairy? It might be worth trying to cross the mighty Am to get a glimpse of Adam in a hairnet, or Susan and Clarrie having a ding-dong over the yoghurt. Watch out if you go for George, who, with his 18th birthday approaching, has a cunning plan to milk some money out of the new dairy

wheeze. Best not to bring a dog with you, as Harrison is all churned up about recent attacks on the livestock of Borsetshire. You might, on your trip, catch a glimpse of the recently returned Debbie, gritting her teeth and staring fixedly across the Aldridge acres as she tries to keep her relationship with her stepfather from turning sour.