NOT MAD ON MUM

MADONNA, 63, shuffles around at the premiere of her new concert film flashing a bustier, miniskirt and fishnets, a diamante tiara declaring ‘F*** You’ and a necklace urging fans to ‘Trust No B **** ’. Glued to the pint-sized pop star’s arm was her twentysomething dancer toyboy, Ahlamalik Williams, who pretended to lick her curiously unlined face. Madonna’s dapper sons David Banda, 16, and Rocco Ritchie, 21, joined her at the event: think of what it must be like for them to have the world’s most embarrassing mum.