Elton will still be standing

POSTPONING concerts in Dallas after contracting Covid, Elton John insists the show will go on once he’s well but this will be his final tour so he can spend more time with his two sons. ‘I’ve had enough travelling, I’ve had enough applause,’ he says.

A man with an ego the size of Texas putting away his platform shoes? Sounds like Crocodile Crock to me.