Westminster Wars

■ CABINET members say Boris-backstabber Rishi Sunak ‘dug his heels in’ resisting attempts to cut Brexit red tape. So that explains why he had holes in his shoes this week.

■ KEIR STARMER has been on holiday for two weeks — but insists he’s still working. It gives a new meaning to ‘ WFH’: Working From Holiday.

■ HURRAH for Attorney General Suella Braverman ruling it will be illegal for schools to have only unisex loos. Sure, genuinely trans kids deserve their own space, but a girl’s right to privacy should always trump the wishes of any boy who fancies wearing a frock.