KEEP IT TO YOURSELF, BUT...

…A HIGHLY paid, middle-aged BBC presenter shocked fellow members of the Electric House private members’ club in London’s Notting Hill on Thursday evening by canoodling with a woman young enough to be his daughter, while she sat with her legs wrapped around him. ‘His behaviour was more suited to a teenage disco,’ sniffs a blushing onlooker, unsportingly. Let’s hope the highlights are not televised...