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IT’S relatively quiet in the heavens this week . . . and, with Mercury no longer retrograde, there’s an irony about being able to communicate more easily, only to realise that I don’t have much to say! Of course, that’s not strictly true — Mercury’s new direction gives us the motivation to apply lessons learned over the past few weeks. If we make good use of insights gained, we can redress injustices and rebalance the scales.

ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20

IT’S hard to imagine what life was like before the wheel. Like most great advancements, it’s a gloriously simple and neat idea. There comes a moment in every creative process when, after sifting through a list of theories, a lightning bolt of clarity reveals that we only need to do ‘this or that’. It’s usually so obvious that, once we’ve seen it, we can’t understand why the issue seemed so complicated. You’re looking for a solution today. With Mercury now direct, the penny is about to drop. Your in-depth, latest October forecast could be one of the most rewarding calls you ever make. Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21

WE HUMANS are a judgmental lot. We jump to conclusions quickly. And, of course, the criticism starts with ourselves. We’re quick to find fault with our own behaviour, question our abilities and doubt our judgments — and we take those traits out into the world and use them on others and on the cosmos. We suspect it doesn’t approve of us and that we’re not ‘good enough’ to warrant its protection. But nothing could be further from the truth. If you look carefully today, you’ll see just how hard it’s working for you. For a treasure trove of inspiration about October, call your month-ahead forecast. It’s inspiring. Call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 - June 22

WE DON’T have to run marathons or swim in freezing temperatures to do something impressive. Sometimes, we achieve the most when we do the least. It’s not the actions we take that make a difference — it’s the ones we refrain from taking. With your ruler, Mercury, now direct, there’s a lot you could say today. There’s a battle you could fight or an argument you could pursue. If, though, you stand back from all that seems to be drawing you into a vortex of emotions, you’ll be able to enjoy real success. Powerful celestial events make October a month to remember. Make sure you take full advantage. Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 - July 23

ARE you being too careful, too smart or too sensitive? No. You’re being astute and perceptive. You’ve recognised issues and implications other folk have been unable (or unwilling) to acknowledge. Just because they might not understand why your priorities have changed doesn’t mean you should start questioning your judgment. You’re dealing with a delicate situation and can’t risk cutting a corner that might later turn out to be important. Trust your intuition. Stay true to yourself. Your approach will save the day. October is going to be amazing. For four-minutes of news and insight that could change your life, call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 - Aug 23

JUST because something seems to have gone wrong doesn’t mean you’re dealing with an impossible situation. The real problem is that you sense something looming on the horizon over which you have no control. It’s feels like, as long as it doesn’t happen, everything will be fine. But all will be well even if it does! Because you’re worrying, whatever’s ‘looming’ is hard to ignore. But, if you pay attention to the lessons you’re learning, you’ll be able to easily deal with anything tricky that comes your way. To hear uplifting news about the possibilities October brings, call your month-ahead forecast: 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 - Sep 23

THERE’S almost as much written about writer’s block as there are novels, poetry and prose. In my profession, a short stint of it would feel a bit like a holiday… but it’s an indulgence I don’t have time for! To keep the words flowing, I try to stay focused on ideas. Less on the specifics and more on the overall message; what do I want to say and why do I want to say it? Try asking yourself the same questions today. With Mercury, your ruler, now moving forwards, the mental block you’ve been struggling with will begin to lift. There’s so much to tell you about October and you’re going to love it. For news you need to hear, call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23

YOUR sense of material and emotional security must improve. That’s not ‘must’ as in ‘needs to’. It’s ‘must’ as in ‘simply can’t do anything else’. That’s reassuring — as is the fact that your sense of wellbeing must also increase. Here, though, that’s ‘must’ as in ‘needs to’. With Venus, your ruler, in your sign, despite the difficulties you face, things will get better. It’s just that in order to appreciate the cosmic support that’s on offer, you need to open your eyes to improvements and trust. October brings the cosmic potential to make your dreams come true. Call your four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 - Nov 22

IF YOU’VE experienced a hangover you’ll know of the ramifications. The headaches, the anxious recollections and the vows ‘never to do it again’. Until the next time! Alcohol-related (or not), there’s a dash of perversity in us all. We sometimes make promises we can’t keep. Someone has made you an important promise. I’m not suggesting they won’t keep it. But there’s a difference between what’s said and what’s done. If you manage your expectations, you’ll find a surefire way to make the changes you wish to see. If you don’t usually call your forecast, this is the month to do it. Your October prediction has brilliant news. Call 0906 751. 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 - Dec 21

THEY say ‘time is a great healer’ and it can bring about the most incredible transformations. Sometimes, though, you have a rather tricky relationship with time, not least because you tend to speed through life at a frenetic pace. Multi-tasking, which is one of your assets, doesn’t come easily to everyone. Neither does the ability to juggle lots of ideas at the same time. You’re hoping that a dream will come true. It will, but you need to think in terms of weeks (not days). Welcome to an exciting month. October’s cosmic events could transform your life. Find out how. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 20

WHAT if I told you that I hadn’t created a horoscope for you? That you haven’t done enough to deserve one? Instead, there’s a little lecture about how to improve your behaviour, plus a list of activities you need to refrain from? Consider your knuckles rapped! Feeling better? I suspect not. It’s certainly not my place to drag you over the coals. But it isn’t anyone else’s either. The cosmos is urging you to ignore any negativity today. Don’t allow anyone to judge you (and that includes yourself). October is chock-a-block with celestial action. Your month holds great potential for positive change. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19

SHALL we try an experiment today? I’m going to think about an apple and your job is to try to guess what I’m thinking about. Ready? Brilliant. You got it right! You don’t think of yourself as being able to read people’s minds, yet you don’t need to have telepathic skills to know what’s on the mind of a key person in your world right now. They’re sending out very clear signals — all you need to do is pay them enough attention. If you understand them, they’ll return the favour. It’s October! For uplifting news on how the thrilling astrological action brings exciting opportunities, call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 - Mar 20

CHOOSE a number. Divide it by two, add the number you were originally thinking of and then multiply it by 251. And, just be aware that the second you make a mistake, this entire exercise will be invalidated. Well, not quite. You’re surrounded by people who seem to be convinced that one very specific formula is the only way to resolve a current predicament. Unsurprisingly, your instinctive mistrust of such fixed dictates has been well and truly awoken. And rightly so. Don’t be afraid to do things your way today. Welcome to October! Your prediction for this action-packed month is ready. For inspiration call 0906 751 5612.