Straight to the POINT

■ LADY SUSAN HUSSEY should have stuck to the Queen’s stock question: ‘Have you come far?’ Nothing wrong with that — or is there now?

R. J. DOE, Weston-super-Mare, Somerset. ■ WILL BBC repeats of Only Fools And Horses have a trigger warning?

BILL DAVIS, Biggin Hill, Kent. ■ GERMANY’S football manager is Herr Flick, but Helga is nowhere in sight.

BOYD IRVINE, Coleraine. ■ WHO would win the World Cup for fans: Wales for the best singers or Japan for the most polite and tidy?

M. HADDOCK, Corby, Northants. ■ POLAND are the best-looking team in the World Cup. Clean shaven, proper haircuts and hardly a tattoo in sight.

ANN DI BATTISTA, Algarve. ■ IAN BLACKFORD has resigned as the SNP’s leader at Westminster. How I’ll miss his inane wittering.

DENNIS HASLAM, Barnsley.