Driven mad

I DON’T understand what the rules are any more.

There I was, driving slowly along the pavement because there were all these people in the middle of the road . . . I was stopped and arrested for breaking the law. What did I do wrong?

RICK EMERSON, Bagshot, Surrey. ‘WE CAN’T stop the oil amblers’ (Mail). Oh yes, you can! A good hosing down by the fire service should do the trick.