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YESTERDAY we talked about the importance of checking the small print. It’s especially valuable because, as Mercury and Jupiter combine today, it will be easy to get carried away by enthusiasm. That said, Jupiter provides a strong moral compass, plus a large slice of luck that will help us on our way. Although the Mars/Uranus relationship suggests that changes will be challenging, they’re still worth pursuing.

ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20 THE pressure is building. Slowly, steadily, intensity levels are rising. There’s a sense of excitement, too. What are you expecting? An enthralling drama that won’t unfold unless the circumstances are perfect? A discovery that leads to a once-ina-blue-moon opportunity? Possibly. What’s far less likely (despite your concerns) is that an uncomfortable, irritating situation will cast a shadow over the rest of your week. So make the most of what’s unfolding. Turn your angst into excitement. Powerful changes are possible. The March of Destiny brings cosmic gifts. Make the most of them! Call your weekly forecast: 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21 THE world’s full of people who don’t stop telling one another what they ‘should’ be doing and how it ‘could’ be done better. It’s easy to give advice. So today, be alert for any uninvited criticism. And be wary of the advice you receive. There are good reasons for you to carry on doing what you’re doing. Just because you’re not making the progress you’d hoped doesn’t mean you need to stop. It might be in someone else’s interests for you to change tack. But that’s no reason to do what they suggest. The March of Destiny brings opportunities to create change. Benefit from it and transform your life! Call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 - June 22 THINK how you’d feel if your life was played back in snapshots and videos? Everything you are, and all you’ve achieved, pieced together into a movie. In our tech-driven world, we’re not far away from being able to do that. It won’t be long before entire generations can review their lives on social media. It sounds scary, yet there are positives to this form of recordkeeping. We can look back on the moments that brought us joy. Your near future holds lots of potential Instagram moments! Fulfil your dreams! The March of Destiny reveals how to maximise your chances of success. For your weekly forecast call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 - July 23 NO ONE wants to feel like they’re banging their head on a brick wall. We like to think if we realise that a plan isn’t working, we’ll be able to learn, adjust and pursue a different course of action. Yet in some circumstances, repeatedly hitting a wall enables amazing progress. Walls crumble.

With a chisel, bricks can be removed to reveal a passage through to the other side. Look again at something you’ve dismissed as being impossible. Without causing yourself any hardship or stress, it’s worth another try. The March of Destiny brings potential for positive change. if you want to transform your life this week, call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 - Aug 23 OF ALL the storybook characters from the past, you might think Tarzan was one of the least likely to have made a modern revival. He showed no signs of political correctness. His attitude to health and safety was lax (to say the least). Yet despite that, he’s been revived with great success. So just because someone (or something) seems stuck in the past doesn’t mean it can’t be successfully updated. Don’t be tempted to write something off because it’s from a bygone era today. Powerful changes are possible. The March of Destiny brings cosmic gifts. Make the most of them! Call your weekly forecast: 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 - Sep 23 THE lyrics of The Beatles’ song, Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds still cause debate. No one seems sure whether it’s based on a drug-induced hallucination, or an innocent kid’s painting. But does it really matter? We don’t have to be able to make sense of things to appreciate them. Nor does everything have to be logical in order to be relevant. As your ruler, Mercury, conjoins with lucky Jupiter today, stop taking a situation so seriously. You’ve focused on it for too long. By relaxing and having fun, you’ll be inspired. The March of Destiny brings opportunities to create change. Benefit from it and transform your life! Call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23 WHEN pop superstar Usher wrote his smash hit Burn, he described a relationship ending as a consequence of his actions. Luckily, you’re not in that kind of situation. Nor should you feel guilt or shame for the circumstances you’re dealing with. Yet the idea of letting go of something that’s no longer working is pertinent. You’re holding on to an idea because you’re worried you won’t be able to replace it. If you resolve to let it burn, an inspiring phoenix will rise from the ashes. Fulfil your dreams! The March of Destiny reveals how to maximise your chances of success. For your weekly forecast call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO HAPPINESS Oct 24 - Nov 22 isn’t a quality we can own. It’s something we feel. We experience it, whether it’s in our possession or not. It can’t be bought. Thus, even the wealthiest of folk can suffer from a lack of it. We tend to forget this, and treat joy and pleasure like commodities. Then we wonder why we don’t have enough of them. There’s nothing you need to attain. If you’re grateful for all you have, you’ll find that you start to feel good about who you are. And, before you know it, you’ll find reasons to be joyful. The March of Destiny brings potential for positive change. if you want to transform your life this week, call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 - Dec 21 ‘IF I ruled the world, every day would be the first day of spring’. These lyrics sound idealistic — we look forward to the first spring day: it brings a sense of hope and revives our spirits. Yet even blossom-covered trees and tweeting birds would lose their appeal if we saw them constantly. We need variety. Winter cold and summer heat, too. If something in your world feels less than ideal, today’s link between Mercury and your ruler reveals why it’s perfect in its own way. Powerful changes are possible. The March of Destiny brings cosmic gifts. Make the most of them! Call your weekly forecast: 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 20 AREN’T grownups meant to have figured out how the world works while kids are meant to be innocent? In reality, adults are just kids who pretend to be grown up! None of us really knows what’s going on. We just like to think we do because it helps us feel strong and important. A perplexing situation makes you feel unusually vulnerable. Nothing’s wrong other than that you feel like you should be in control. Let someone else play the expert while you explore options and alternatives today. The March of Destiny brings opportunities to create change. Benefit from it and transform your life! Call 0906 751 5610. AQUARIUS

Jan 21 - Feb 19 AS THE power planet Mars makes an awkward link with your ruling planet, Uranus, you might regret a recent decision. You’re starting to worry you made the ‘wrong’ choice. Yet no matter how tempting, whatever you do today, don’t leap in to try and rectify things. Appearances can be deceptive. It’s too early accurately to assess the outcomes of your choice. Evidence is still unfolding and discoveries remain to be made. Rather than trying to undo what’s done, trust. Fulfil your dreams! The March of Destiny reveals how to maximise your chances of success. For your weekly forecast call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 - Mar 20 WE FIND you in uncomfortable territory. What you want seems to be incompatible with what someone else wants. You’re not looking to cause trouble, or put noses out of joint, but no matter how much you try to move on, you’re drawn back to this wish. So, if this is what’s right for you, what’s stopping you trying to fulfil it? It’s time to take responsibility for your own happiness. While it’s good to be considerate, it’s also important to put yourself first at times. Don’t feel guilty for doing what you need to do to be happy. The March of Destiny brings potential for positive change. if you want to transform your life this week, call 0906 751 5612.

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