++Westminster wars++

▪ THE new Partygate investigation into Boris is a civil service stitch-up with the PM’s fingerprints all over it. Don’t the Tories realise that every time they attack the man who won a stonking majority and Brexit, they remind us how wishy washy Rishi is?

▪ IT TOOK sunak three days to clear suella Braverman of accusations by unnamed civil servants that she broke the ministerial code by asking for advice over a speeding fine. Why so long? He was probably too busy reading his latest Jilly Cooper novel trying to learn how to be a real man.