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UK MINISTERS STEP IN TO AVERT SNP SHAMBLES
Splitting up: Wham! star Ridgeley and model with ‘longest legs in Belgravia’
Stone the crows... schoolgirls’ Hitchcock-style nightmare as birds launch wave of attacks
PHIL’S FINAL HUMILIATION
PHIL’S FINAL HUMILIATION
His extraordinary mea culpa in full...
Business welcomes DRS breakthrough
Q&A
Rayner billed taxpayers for second pair of AirPods
NHS pays out £160million for blunders
Agony for Annabel as her husband dies weeks after being told he had cancer
Very Flaky, Cadbury’s!
Over half a million now paying SNP’s higher rate of tax
Bank boss ‘asleep at the wheel’
Scots families worse off by £800
Clarifications & corrections
‘Unimaginably cruel’ parents get life for murder of their baby son
‘Difficult’ weekend for cops on the street after chief called force racist
Now TikTok pest Mizzy is held over ‘breach’ of court order
Bill Gates, his much younger ‘lover’ and the notorious Russian spy Anna Chapman
Bill Gates, his much younger ‘lover’ and the notorious Russian spy Anna Chapman
Equality chief ‘w itch hunt’ probe put on ice
Sunak and Google plot way to keep an eye on AI
The French show us how to deal with eco-zealots
Gates’s ex-wife said she had warned him that Epstein was ‘evil personified’
I say to men in all walks of life: Beware this could happen to you too
Where’s the evidence?
I say to men in all walks of life: Beware this could happen to you too
NOTHING LESS THAN A COUP IS TAKING PLACE IN BRITAIN
Grasp this chance to salvage chaotic DRS
Damaging tax hikes
NOTHING LESS THAN A COUP IS TAKING PLACE IN BRITAIN
It’s women who need protection, not barbaric criminals
Rivals may scoff, but Rishi is right about Jilly
SNP presses ahead... in the wrong direction
Cover star? Take the hint, Gwynnie
Jack and Victor-y
Tinderbox Scotland
Charity begs for £300k as first aid vans face LEZ ban
3-DAY FORECAST
Tanking the economy just to keep Rishi’s ill-advised promise on inflation is the economics of the madhouse
A mid-life crisis to end them all!
A mid-life crisis to end them all!
Sheku cop denies he wanted to join far-Right BNP
KUROSU
Is anybody brave enough to be a guinea pig in Elon Musk’s brain trial?
Suits you, Orlando! All you need now is a shirt
Tourists can’t come. Islanders can’t leave. And life on Mull is grinding to a halt
Tourists can’t come. Islanders can’t leave. And life on Mull is grinding to a halt
Hugh Grant phone-hack claim slung out by judge
Which lazy bones signed off on this care home advert?
29% plunge in first-time home buyers
Celine cancels tour over her ‘statue’ illness
Why on earth is RAF allowing this child rapist to live openly on a forces base alongside families?
Army losing 4,000 troops... as the MoD ‘Blob’ swells to 60,640 staff
Mum’s anger at Sandhurst chiefs over cadet suicide
MY Succession SUMMERS OF EXCESS with the Murdochs
MY Succession SUMMERS OF EXCESS with the Murdochs
Stuck for hols ideas? What about a break at Camilla’s place...
De Niese’s West End defection
IN HIS
Toff ’s Mayfair date with ex and Farage
WHEN
Harry’s U.S. ‘council tax’ hits £116,746
Ivy Getty’s cool tip for Cannes crowd
MASTERMIND
NEVER
ROB BRYDON
‘WHEN YOU COME TO AMERICA... I WANT YOU TO MAKE LOVE TO ME’
‘WHEN YOU COME TO AMERICA... I WANT YOU TO MAKE LOVE TO ME’
I tried to talk him out of it but Erwin said ‘my future is our future’
Trans woman attacks ban on racing against female cyclists as ‘genocide’
Girls are ‘erased’ from new guide to periods
Awesome courage of the little girl who’s melted the heart of soccer’s hardest man
‘Cover the streets of London in blood
‘Cover the streets of London in blood
‘Cover the streets of London in blood
Look after the viruses in your gut and you could live to 100!
Why faking a smile is good for your marriage
Would you use ‘safe’ asbestos?
■ I hate
Will YOU be driven off the road next week?
Will YOU be driven off the road next week?
TERMS & CONDITIONS
Was I always just his back-up option?
The world’s gone stark raving mad!
My secret source of inspiration
Mma Ramotswe looked up at the ceiling. What could she do? People treated her like one of those agony aunts in the newspapers — they expected her to make their decisions for them. This woman was obviously troubled but she did not see what she could do for
You know your father has a fancy woman in London, don’t you?
You know your father has a fancy woman in London, don’t you?
Make your bank balance sparkle with a spritz of vinegar
Get paid to take the night train round Europe
You know your father has a fancy woman in London, don’t you?
It’s buzzing in Bodrum
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Bring me sunshine, Rishi
Oil giants face backlash over climate storm
Top shareholder sparks a bidding war for beleaguered Purplebricks
ASOS GOES CAP IN HAND TO INVESTORS FOR £75M
Hopes of US debt-ceiling deal lifts global markets
STOCK WATCH
I don’t care if Lewis stays or goes... I can beat anyone on the grid
British failures anger Evans
Ex-Yorkshire stars sanctioned
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Royal can reign under Spencer
Toney lied repeatedly and deleted evidence... he needs help
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Don’t make him a pariah, send him to visit football clubs up and down the land
Toney lied repeatedly and deleted evidence... he needs help
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THE EURO FILES
TONEY’S BETTING SHAME BY NUMBERS
LEICESTER
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LIFE OF BRIAN
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My heart breaks for brave, inspirational Isla – that’s why I’m swimming for her
Howe’s worked wonders… he’s Manager of the Year
Jags walk on Ayr to book place in final
Clarke invites U21s to training camp
BURNING DESIRE
McKenzie trying to savour ‘rush’ of relegation scrap
County’s drive to survive a good watch for Mackay
BURNING DESIRE
United are so bad, McLean’s statue will be boiling with rage
Risky Spurs job may get Ange’s juices flowing
PLAYING FOR KEEPS
SOUNESS WOULD CONSIDER RANGERS ROLE
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WHY I’M SWIMMING FOR BRAVE ISLA
DON’T JUDGE ME ON DERBY SHOWDOWN ALONE...
Miller and Hibs aiming to turn Edinburgh green
Tynecastle boss hits out at failure to show capital clash on TV
Magennis may return
THE STORY SO FAR
DON’T JUDGE ME ON DERBY SHOWDOWN ALONE...
Is Postecoglou keeping his options open over Spurs job?
Robson demands Dons bring their best for finale
Is Postecoglou keeping his options open over Spurs job?
A DEPARTURE PLAN DOESN’T FORM PART OF ANGE’S AGENDA
Hayes hopes a final flourish will soothe the pain of missing out on league glory
Jubilant Jags:
HARD TO RESIST
TONEY ‘ADDICTED TO GAMBLING,’ BOMBSHELL DOCUMENT REVEALS
I’m not thinking about Celtic exit, says Ange
Naismith hits out at lack of TV coverage for derby duel
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