It’s All In The Name!

I USED to have a wedding photography business on the High Street. Next door was a flower shop owned by a lady called April. One day my sister-in-law, June, called into my shop with her mother, May. ‘We’re just going next door to buy flowers,’ she said. I followed them so I could say to the owner: ‘You have April, May and June in your shop!’

Bennie Davies, Tamworth, Staffs.

WHEN I attended Broughton primary school, the head was Mr Fox and the teachers included Miss Lion, Mr Cowe and Miss Peach. When Mr Fox retired, the new headmaster was Mr Bee.

John Kay, Broughton, Scottish Borders.

I WORKED in a building where the telephone switchboard operator was Alice Blower. Philip E. Robinson, Scunthorpe, Lincs.

I SAT next to a boy called Lake at school. I also owned a B&B where we had Mr Duck as a guest.

Nigel Swann, Lymington, Hants.