Wordy Wise

MONET IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL —

some of his fellow artists saw a dark side to Claude’s work.

MONET MONEY MONEY — painting wasn’t Claude’s real first love.

A FOOL AND HIS MONET ARE SOON PARTED — a so-called art expert sells his painting for a pittance.

LET’S SEE THE COLOUR OF YOUR MONET — a painting restorer suggests a thorough clean-up of a canvas.

LICENCE TO PRINT MONET — an art dealer is granted exclusive rights to reproduce Claude’s artwork.

MONET TALKS — a lecture tour for the great artist.

TAKE THE MONET AND RUN — a burglar beats a hasty retreat with his booty.

YOUR MONET OR YOUR LIFE — a pistol-wielding villain makes an owner an offer he can’t refuse.

John Cuthbertson, Durham.