Out Of The Mouths Of Babes

I WAS settling down to watch a TV programme about the river nile with my grandson, danny. I told him that when I was in Sudan, I’d swum in the nile.

As an afterthought, I said: ‘It’s over 4,000 miles long.’ ‘Cor, grandad,’ he replied. ‘how long did it take you?’

Harry Coughlan, Rayleigh, Essex.