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LONDONERS have waited so long for the Elizabeth line that it’s hard to know whether plans began under our monarch or the Tudor Queen! And with Mars now in Aries, patience is a virtue that’s even harder to attain. But if my journey was anything to go by, what we’re about to experience is worth the wait. As Venus links to Pluto and heads home to Taurus, we can emerge from the dark to start travelling in comfort and style.

ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20

YOU know better than to flatter someone’s over-inflated sense of selfimportance. Why should their struggles matter most? But why are you the only person to see through their manipulations? We’re not in competition, trying to win first prize for having the most challenges to deal with. Yet the way this person’s carrying on, you’d think their life depended on winning the trophy for having the most misery to contend with. Rise above the silliness today. Firmness is not the same as callousness. Take full advantage of the inspiring cosmic climate. Solve your problems and find solutions! Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21

THERE’S a disparaging expression ‘rearranging the deckchairs on the Titanic’, which is sometimes used to describe making small, insignificant moves in the face of a big problem. The people who say it are the sort of folk who are also fond of the expression ‘if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it’. But as it’s not always easy to quantify the seriousness of a situation, the apt size of response isn’t always obvious. As your ruler, Venus, links to enigmatic Pluto before heading home into your sign, your instincts are spot on today. In a week of cosmic creativity, you can transform your life. For four minutes of valuable news, call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 - June 22

REMEMBER chocolate brand Rolo’s slogan: ‘Do you love anyone enough to give them your last Rolo?’ Although you probably don’t carry a hidden supply of chocolatey delights around, you have something far more valuable: tasty morsels of information that are sweet enough to give you a taste of success. Today, someone would benefit from a bit of your knowledge. In this instance, sharing is caring. And, unlike that final Rolo, your stock of valued information will increase. Capture the powerful energy of the positively star-filled skies. Call your in-depth, four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 - July 23

IT IS very reassuring to know we both stand a very good chance of being here tomorrow — and I haven’t had to spend hours researching the movements of the planets to make this prediction. Simple statistics tell us we can safely trust this fact. In contrast, not a single one of us can get to yesterday. No matter how much we might want to return to the past, time steadily moves forward. When you accept that you’re unable to change recent events, you’ll see that the future holds exciting potential. Fulfil your dreams! Let the week’s powerful celestial outlook reveal your heart’s true desires. For good news, call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 - Aug 23

SOMETIMES, even courageous Leos need to stay the course and toe the line. It may not be your favourite modus operandi, but it doesn’t need to be as restrictive as it sounds. If you bring your sense of humour along today, you’ll inject a boost of energy into the most mundane situations. Having a laugh doesn’t just help us get through challenges, it’s infectious: it creates a sense of harmony. People engage with more zeal. Share your bright side and you’ll be amazed by how much around you starts to glow. Take full advantage of the inspiring cosmic climate. Solve your problems and find solutions! Call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 - Sep 23

JUST because you’re a pragmatic Virgo doesn’t mean you don’t believe in magic. And today, as Venus and Pluto link, even if you’re of the opinion that ‘seeing is believing’, you’ll be aware of unexpected tingles of inspiration that make you wonder if there’s a hidden celestial entity guiding your way. You’re about to experience something uplifting and inspiring. The limited options you thought you faced are opening up and revealing new possibilities. If you seek reasons to be hopeful, you will find there are plenty. In a week of cosmic creativity, you can transform your life. For four minutes of valuable news, call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23

HOW are your psychic powers? Can you see into the minds of those around you? Are you able to read their thoughts and gauge their hidden motivations? As empowered Venus, your ruler, links with mysterious Pluto, these abilities are being heightened. Trust your judgment today. Look out for intuitive nudges and follow them. Allow yourself to listen to what’s taking place behind the dialogue and look beyond the action. If you take notice of subtle signs, you can make an important decision. Capture the powerful energy of the positively star-filled skies. Call your in-depth, four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 - Nov 22

IF YOU’RE aware of a secret and want to know what it is, you only need to ask. But today, as your ruler Pluto links with Venus, you don’t need to voice your inquiry. You just have to observe what’s going on. Your intuitive powers are enhanced. Your sensitivities are heightened. Be attentive and you’ll gain the understanding you’re looking for. What’s more, you will know what action needs to be taken. When you’ve worked out what’s going on, the reassurance will enable you to put a worry firmly behind you. Fulfil your dreams! Let the week’s powerful celestial outlook reveal your heart’s true desires. For good news, call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 - Dec 21

THE idea of an encore is a bit odd. Although getting another song from a band is thrilling, it would be strange if, at the end of a dinner party, our guests pretended to leave, hid behind a door, and then leapt out with a final anecdote! Worse, as host, we’d have to pretend we thought the evening was over, and act surprised when they reappeared as we loaded the dishwasher! If an old problem rears its head today, it’s nothing you can’t deal with. You may even enjoy it. Take full advantage of the inspiring cosmic climate. Solve your problems and find solutions! Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 20

THEY tell us we don’t know what’s possible until we try. But we also don’t know what’s possible when we don’t try. The trouble is, we put ourselves under so much pressure that we don’t give situations the space to develop. Which means we often expend energy unnecessarily. If we could allow things to flow, we might end up making less of an effort. Before you put your nose to the grindstone, there’s a chance some of the issues you’re dealing with will have sorted themselves out. In a week of cosmic creativity, you can transform your life. For four minutes of valuable news, call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19

CHANGE is necessary, important and revitalising. Even when it makes us anxious, it reminds us of what we like, and why. Since you’re in the process of coming to terms with a power shift, it’s no wonder you feel a bit discombobulated. But rest assured: this is far from permanent. It’s an experimental process, which you’ll be able to finely tune as it progresses. So in the meantime, you can afford to relax — and even to enjoy the position you find yourself in. You may be secretly pleased how much you like this. Capture the powerful energy of the positively star-filled skies. Call your in-depth, four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 - Mar 20

WE DON’T often get the chance to think about what we want to think about. From the instant we climb out of bed, we’re bombarded with other people’s thoughts. We turn on the radio. We check our phones and emails. We look at the paper. We watch TV. We engage with our fellow humans. Even if we don’t leave home, we’re interacting with other people and our attention’s distracted and diverted. It’s amazing that we ever do what we set out to do. When today brings a chance for you to set the agenda, take it. Fulfil your dreams! Let the week’s powerful celestial outlook reveal your heart’s true desires. For good news, call 0906 751 5612.