Straight to the POINT

BROOKLYN BECKHAM, you need to cheer up a bit, lad. Ask your mum for advice. ALAN HARDMAN, Bury, Lancs.

MURDER, violence, assault, stalking, drugs, racism, homophobia . . . welcome to Emmerdale, an everyday story of country life. CELIA DOWELL, Marston Green, W. Mids.

INSTEAD of the Government spending millions on driverless buses and vans, we need driverless trains to thwart the rail strikes. B. QUELCH, Bognor Regis, W. Sussex.

HOW will a driverless van knock on your door or will it just drive into your front room? CLAYTON AYERS, Dartford, Kent.

IN THE age of self-driving vans, who is going to throw your delivery over the gate? ANDREW PANCOUST, Northampton.

I HAVE to confess I do like Lewis Hamilton’s Eric Morecambe shorts. DENIS JEBB, Wallasey, Wirral.

THE Home Office hopes to deport 300 migrants a year to Rwanda. So far this year, 9,000 have crossed the Channel from France. R. JOHNSON, Old Windsor, Berks.

THE ‘Welcome To Luton’ sign near Gatwick is British humour and quirkiness at its finest. GEOFF ROBB, York.

I TREATED myself to a couple of cream slices even though they have gone up in price. What a disappointment to open the box to discover they have shrunk.

KARL SHERIDAN, Holme-on-Spalding-Moor, E. Yorks.

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