Straight to the POINT

THE SNP plans a fine of £1,000 for those who don’t fill in the census form – this will help with the cost of living crisis! William Ballantine, Bo’ness.

BILL and Ben, the Flower Pot Men, always knew that one day Little Weed would win Best in Show at Chelsea.

DAVID EVANS, Wilmslow, Cheshire.

A WILD garden may have won the top prize, but who would want to view it from their lounge window?

PETER RICKABY, Selby, n. Yorks.

IF CIVIL servants go on strike, would we notice?

S. FREEMAN, Falmouth, Cornwall.