No wonder Paris’s pooch ran away

I DO feel so sorry for Paris Hilton, heartbroken at the loss of her tiny chihuahua, Diamond Baby.

I can’t help wondering, though, if the dog was fed up with designer clothes, Gucci toys, diamond collars, private planes and being carried around. Maybe she saw the door left open by the removal men and, in the absence of her mistress, thought, ‘Right, I’m off to just be a dog!’

I’m sure mine would run a mile if I treated them as dollies.