Straight to the POINT

I MUST be getting old. I don’t recognise half the celebs on Strictly.

SUE THOMPSON, Wallasey, Merseyside.

DOES anyone know what the Green Patrick Harvie does to earn his eye-watering salary?

VINCENT SAUNDERS, Troon, ayrshire.

A FEW weeks in office and in go the letters of no confidence in Liz Truss. You couldn’t make it up.

BARRY LEIGH, Harrow, Middx.

A SUCCESSFUL Channel crossing by a young, male illegal immigrant should be regarded as an application to join the British Army.

CHRIS KING, chichester, W. Sussex.

WHY would anyone ever want to buy Harry’s memoirs?

ALAN JACOBS, Biddenham, Beds.

LIZ TRUSS’s policy is to help the wealth creators, not the wealthy.

JOHN BRIDLE, dinas Powys, Glamorgan.

DARK days lie ahead in more ways than one.

RICHARD MIKULA, Nottingham.

IF WE want to win the World Cup, send the Lionesses instead.

PETE DICKERSON, ryde, IOW.

THE moment King Charles lectures his subjects on climate change is the moment I become a republican.

Alan Aitchison, Wakefield, W. Yorks.

MEGHAN wanted to be the UK’s Beyonce (Mail). Well, she certainly got Harry to put a ring on it.

IAN MACDONALD, Billericay, Essex.

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