Cover star? Take the hint, Gwynnie

LOOK, I’m thrilled that Gwyneth Paltrow stays in shape. Lemon water for breakfast! Bone broth for lunch! Exercising for two hours a day! It works! But clearly, no one is as thrilled as the woman herself, given the regularity with which she strips off, this time to advertise her new Goop jeans, a snip at £143 (no cost of living crisis at Gwynnie’s LA mansion). Congratulations, Gwyneth. You look smashing. Now could you please put some clothes on? After all, we’ve seen it all before.