The Mail on Sunday - October 01, 2023

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CORRECTIONS & CLARIFICATIONS

‘It’s pretty awful... it doesn’t even seem that long ago. And worse, Holly surely wasn’t the only one’

That won’t save the planet, Apple! iPhone users rush to return scratch-prone £59 ‘vegan’ cases

PM under pressure as Truss leads the charge for tax cuts

DID YOU MISS BORIS’S PLEA TO SAVE HS2 IN YESTERDAY’S MAIL?

Old King Cool! Dapper monarch gets hip... with help from cousin David

Leaked letter reveals Charles and Cabinet’s fear over Paul Burrell Diana theft trial – just before it collapsed

I worry about all those affected by illegal migration ...not pampered virtue-signallers preaching from Hollywood central

The torture of giving birth to a PM’s make or break speech at conference

I worry about all those affected by illegal migration ...not pampered virtue-signallers preaching from Hollywood central

‘You’re a disgrace Robbie’

Bosses of 86 major stores sign letter demanding action on thieving crisis

Now it’s Nappy Valley

What a Le Carré on! Author’s 11 affairs

So what do doctors do between strikes? Flock to Club Med...for a ‘conference’

Lauren, 36: I’ve now been waiting for TWO YEARS, and my fertility is at risk

So what do doctors do between strikes? Flock to Club Med...for a ‘conference’

TAX RAID COULD SEE STATE PUPILS MISS OUT ON VITAL SPORTS LINK

Idris tribute to girl stabbed to death on way to school

MoD hit by shortfall to ‘Dad’s Army’

Starmer rejects peace talks plea on VAT plan for private school fees

...while Wills may run for fun

Becks: World Cup red card left me depressed

Has veteran US politician’s death opened door to Senator Meghan?

Daughter of Downton’s Anna dies aged 36

Peers on payroll of ‘hostile’ states

LAWMAKERS PAID THOUSANDS BY CHINA, LIBYA, IRAQ AND QATAR

LAWMAKERS PAID THOUSANDS BY CHINA, LIBYA, IRAQ AND QATAR

Peers on payroll of ‘hostile’ states

Just Stop Hoyle! Mr Speaker ‘was uninvited from banquet after ticking off PM’

Family pays tribute to bus crash driver

Water bill hikes to be revealed

I’m not that stupid

My wife was looking hot, but I had a belly and was feeling insecure... so losing 21/2 stone for Strictly was a real life-saver

This just in: Newsreader struggles with the foxtrot

My wife was looking hot, but I had a belly and was feeling insecure... so losing 21/2 stone for Strictly was a real life-saver

600,000 hitbyflight chaos this year – and airlines blame chiefs at air traff ic control

Passengers have had enough, and so have we

QUOTES of the week

‘They don’t need $500million to live well.’

Seb Coe and f iancee who would have been wife No 3 don’t make it over the line

Freeze your eggs before you’re 25, pharma boss tells women

Fury as football fans mock cancer victim

Desert Island Discs blackout on comic who ‘called Brand a sexual predator’

Now TW*Ts send city hotel prices soaring

Zac and ‘Godiva’ protester take break from saving the swift... for a swift coffee

Minister who won’t be intimidated by a sneering liberal elite

It is time to look voters in the eyes, Rishi – and find your inner Boris

Beautiful Day for U2... in a giant crystal ball

The SS veteran who proved that war is never a simple battle of good versus evil

Proof (if you need it) the terrorists won

Here’s the real reason listeners turn off, Nick

Haunting, as ever...

How Posh and Becks survived years of mockery

Sir Keir’sVAT blunder

KNIVES: THE HARSH TRUTH

Ross as bad as Fox

Arrogant, ungrateful cowards

Arrogant, ungrateful cowards

Arrogant, ungrateful cowards

Laughing Lily – and the one man who’s ALWAYS been there for her

Some of our dinosaur fossils are missing

SHARON OSBOURNE

CHARLOTTE RILEY

My magnifique day with the Emily In Paris pilgrims whose descent on the city haughty locals have branded l’invasion des imbéciles...

My magnifique day with the Emily In Paris pilgrims whose descent on the city haughty locals have branded l’invasion des imbéciles...

Why is this lewd bully STILL on primetime TV?

I should never have been put in women’s jail

5 things we learned this week

Oasis set for reunion tour – definitely (maybe)

There’s no such thing as an intelligent woman!

There’s no such thing as an intelligent woman!

How romance is brewing for Toff and £262m beer boss James

Rebel finds peace at the war office

A platform for her talent

Pam’s bare-faced truth

A model break-up...

You still just friends, Em?

Withnail’s costly wit

A platform for her talent

The Duchess of Thrift

The Duchess of Thrift

Learn the art of ‘digital cash stuffing’

Heat the person, not the room...with an electric throw

NEXT WEEK’S NEWS...TODAY!

Preacher f ired for protesting against drag queen story time wins payout

Women anglers hail MoS as trans athletes are banned

This week won’t be about reviving Rishi’s fortunes – it will be about rivals pitching to be the next leader

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Ultra-processed diets could be triggering a wave of mental illness

CAN WE REALLY TRUST DIET EXPERTS WHO ARE PAID BY JUNK FOOD COMPANIES?

Volunteers ate two takeaways and eight waff les in a week... and did much worse on brain tests after the study

Zapper that can ease long Covid fatigue

CAN EATING A DIET OF OILY FISH REALLY HELP BANISH THE BLUES?

Volunteers ate two takeaways and eight waff les in a week... and did much worse on brain tests after the study

Rise in suicidal thoughts found in patients on weight loss jab

No breast checks for one in three women

Will TikTok trend for rubbing rosemary oil into your scalp really stop you going bald?

WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE...

Why are such a large number of liver cancer patients like Andrea wrongly told the NHS can’t do a thing to save them?

ZANDRA RHODES: MY DOCTORS CAUGHT IT EARLY AND I SURVIVED

A wobbly start but I went gaga over yoga on a paddleboard

Why are such a large number of liver cancer patients like Andrea wrongly told the NHS can’t do a thing to save them?

Why is my cholesterol on the rise even when I’m taking my statins?

ARE PHYSICIAN ASSOCIATES PUTTING PATIENTS AT RISK?

Jabs that missed a generation

How pensioners living abroad could lose thousands from their pension after ‘misleading’ Government advice

How pensioners living abroad could lose thousands from their pension after ‘misleading’ Government advice

Do YOU need to register for tax – by Thursday?

Members only... how to join the select few getting top savings rates

Should trusts ditch bygone names – and join the modern age?

Ancient post office has never been more vital

Speed drops but will cost of car cover?

You could clean up with a stake in Imperial Leather

Hold on to our tip that tripled in a year

Peter James: Buy the best you can... a cheap bike nearly killed me!

How ‘self-employed’ households are more at risk

Goodnight Vienna for UPS over its import errors!

WE’RE WATCHING YOU

Help... BT is ruining business

15 clever tricks to cut the cost of your home insurance

Globe-trotting manager finds jewels in emerging markets

The Laughing Cavalier’s HAPPY PLACE

A flawless beauty that’s escaped the tourist trap

The Laughing Cavalier’s HAPPY PLACE

DEALS OF THE WEEK

WELCOME TO FLOWER CITY

Meet racing legend Frankie Dettori at Dubai World Cup

ABOUT OUR SPECIAL GUEST

WHAT’S INCLUDED

Living on the edge

Kiss me quick… we’re in Scarbados!

Do I need jabs for a Far East cruise?

FIVE AUTUMN PLANTING EDIBLE ALLIUMS

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A slice of HEAVEN

Have a nice day? Not with that Gen-Z attitude!

Be grateful for any audience, Maureen

Folly of axeing King as head of state

It’s raining …weather forecasts

Curse of the phone louts

Bridal joy in store

Pensioners are plugged in too

Let’s counter theft

I’m Strictly elated

Discounter Lidl hit by rocketing interest bill

Take that, Coutts! Profits soar at arch rival Hoare

We must embrace our AI future

More young women forge careers in engineering

Boost for London as Korean firms set for floats

Fears Labour will launch VAT raid to claw back billions

Don’t turn your back on high speed rail, Rishi

Warning: Chinese shopping app ‘harvests your data’

Run out of ideas, Jeremy? Treasury turns to Twitter

RISHI SUNAK’S

Looney’s exit leaves BP’s big ambitions to go green in limbo

From behind the Iron Curtain to pharma’s centre stage

DOINA IONESCU, 56, BOWIE FAN

I knew I could pick horses, I just didn’t have the money...

Roby keeps dream alive

Broad’s tips for World Cup

Plane crazy for England

The Caveman and the peacock

Rugby’s in a sad state but our success could make the difference

Under-fire Eddie backed to stay for 2027 World Cup

Incredible £4billion a year is target as DAZN join TV fight

Fiji see off gallant Georgia

European Tour chief Pelley’s pay rises £200k to £2.36m

Chelsea’s ‘mid-teen’ loan rate

Dupont back and ready to rumble

There’s nothing sexy about an anchor, but take a moment to celebrate Cook and the art of plodding

How long before Saudis offer to host Ryder Cup?

CARLOS CORBERAN

Bowen so devilishly good for Hammers

Burnley left dazzled by Almiron’s gem

Toon pride, or just pawns in the new game?

Joelinton joins crocks

IS THAT A HERD OF YELLOW ZEBRAS?

Gifting a goal to Havertz shows our ‘human side’

Robins waiting in vain for season to take off

WATKINS AND EMERY GET VILLA FLYING

Swap shirts? No thanks, Villans

Guardiola reads riot act as City go off script

NOT SO PERFECT FOR PEP

NOT SO PERFECT FOR PEP

Edwards: I fancied us to beat Everton!

Guardiola reads riot act as City go off script

NO RODRI, NO HOPE!

Kane scores in fightback

UNITED BACK IN CRISIS

Antony under pressure

Life’s a lemon for Poch, but Chelsea aren’t that bitter

‘This is just not good enough’

Things can only get better as Blues get the numbers right

UNITED BACK IN CRISIS

Hodgson’s streak

KLOPP’S IN AGONY AT LAST-GASP HORROR

KLOPP’S IN AGONY AT LAST-GASP HORROR

Defeat that will give Reds great self-belief

A CALAMITY OF ERRORS!

Klopp’s fury over officials

Rory takes wrong turn on road to redemption

Scu’s Rome with view

Rory’s dad Gerry is a chip off the old block!

Sulking Koepka making wrong kind of history

Rory takes wrong turn on road to redemption

Could ‘hat-gate’ derail Europe’s march to glory?

How cap row unfolded

Captain will tell his men to keep a lid on

Captain will tell his men to keep a lid on

Yesterday’s play

Europe 101/2 USA 51/2

TODAY’S SINGLES

Could ‘hat-gate’ derail Europe’s march to glory?

Klopp fumes as bungling VAR wrongly rules out goal

DAZN bids for Premier rights

Kicking off in the KITCHEN

Who dares watch? Surely this is TV’s weirdest programme

THIS WEEK’S MUST-WATCH TV CLASSIC

Covered in glory... two acts superb at breathing new life into old classics

Chic tribute to queen of the little black dress

Humans versus AI – but who are the good guys?

La Divina: Maria Callas In All Her Roles Warner Classics (131 CDs)

The show’s a bit thin but Twiggy’s a total darling

Close-Up: The Twiggy Musical

Mrs Sidhu’s Dead And Scone

Light Over Liskeard

Tribute to a ‘bad wee stick’

You see water lilies...

THE PRIZE CROSSWORD

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NOW THERE ARE THREE WAYS TO ENTER

This week’s prize word

QUICK CROSSWORD

CAN’T SOLVE IT?

SIR LANCELOT AND HIS PAGE

FOR YOUR FULL SEVEN-DAY TV GUIDE

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: MUTANT MAYHEM

GODFATHER OF HARLEM

HAUNTED MANSION

AFTER EVERYTHING

LOUIS TOMLINSON: ALL OF THOSE VOICES

MY LIFE IS MURDER

STRIP PARAMOUNT+ REALITY

LAURA KUENSSBERG: STATE OF CHAOS

THE FOLLOWING EVENTS ARE BASED ON A PACK OF LIES

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