The Mail on Sunday - March 19, 2023

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SUELLA: I’LL SEND BOAT MIGRANTS TO RWANDA BY SUMMER

Protest, protest! Trump ‘incites’ backers ahead of arrest this week

Putin caves in and agrees last-minute grain ship deal

OnlyFans model claims tax break... for boob job

Jane Fonda’s secret to snapping out of a failing relationship... an elastic band

Revealed: MI5 knew Manchester bomber was buying chemicals – but didn’t act in time

SNP crisis as chief resigns

Priti Patel threatened to sue Suella over migrants clash

CLEVERLY VISITS LAND OF BORAT

SUELLA: I’LL SEND BOAT MIGRANTS TO RWANDA BY SUMMER

...so why has the industry been sabotaged by years of neglect?

Sirens to sound on mobiles in alert test

Conductor blasts BBC over choir

UK launches microchip revolution amid fears of a China-Taiwan war

Newly single Lily is all smiles on lunch date with Hollywood fixer she met at the Baftas

Great wokespectations

Palace struck a ‘no more rent’ deal with Sussexes after they paid back £2.4m for Frogmore refurb

Labour MP: Send George to state school, not Eton

Archie and Lilibet may have role in Coronation – if their parents RSVP

Sharon Stone: I’ve lost half my money in the banks crisis

Credit Suisse on the brink

Surge in barber shops ‘being used as front for organised crime gangs’

Coffey racks up 40,000 air miles in five months

WAG sparks violence debate after praising daughter for punching a bully in the face

Why there’s less fish in your fish pie

Why there’s less fish in your fish pie

Now even Giant Buttons are being ‘shrink-f lated’

Tourists rush to get new passports as strike puts travel plans in jeopardy

VENUE THAT INSPIRED FLEMING

Dine another day!

Blurred pictures at the centre of Boris’s defiant Partygate dossier

Now Botswana voices fear at trophy hunt ban

Backing for Brady after Apprentice ‘bully’ jibe

Mother of rape fantasist ‘refuses to return £21k raised for justice fund’

3D-printed noses for crash victims

Lineker’s a monster of the BBC’s own creation, says John Humphrys

Croaky host tells MoTD viewers: It’s great to be here

Sheep must go, says former Defra adviser Goldsmith

DEMONISING OF OUR SONS

DEMONISING OF OUR SONS

Texts are sent instead of ambulances in 999 crisis

QUOTES of the week

Paris ablaze as unrest mounts over Macron’s bid to raise pension age

Why Harry Styles is being blamed for Ted Lasso looking so low

Silent Witness Liz’s plea for stable love life

All that Tiger Lily inherited from her rock star dad was an old guitar. But she couldn’t be happier surfing and singing folk songs on the other side of the world

All that Tiger Lily inherited from her rock star dad was an old guitar. But she couldn’t be happier surfing and singing folk songs on the other side of the world

Alexandra Shulman’s Notebook

Strategic investment that is essential for our future security

The spellbinding wartime diary found in the attic that taught me more about my mother than I’d ever cared to ask

Erin’s leader of the gang as she swaps Royalty for robbery

Toni: Why I won’t use a sex coach in my films

Making women wage slaves suits everyone well – except women and children, of course

BBC’s one-sided stagnation is a disaster

If war is hell, why demand it in Ukraine?

Now experts fear SAS numbers are too low to mount secret missions

3p Civil War bible set to fetch £2,000

RUTH LANGSFORD KELLY OSBOURNE

CARA DELEVINGNE

JESSICA SIMPSON

Enjoy being a mum today ...before the very concept goes the way of the dodo

English? No, just rude

WOKERY CAN’T HIDE RACISM

Don’t swallow that advice, Gwynnie...

All hoping for a Coronation invitation ... Charles’s 32 godchildren

Artist with Caribbean flair

All hoping for a Coronation invitation ... Charles’s 32 godchildren

The £2 billion Maharaja model

13. PRINCESS MARIA-OLYMPIA OF GREECE AND DENMARK

Big noise in the Bahamas

Comic Relief raises £32m

Kylie and Co feel duped after joining ‘last ever’ Neighbours show – only for it to be relaunched

Taekwondo children make themselves sick to escape weight fine

Rise and rise of the new Bake Off queen – but can she stop TV being ‘hideously white’?

Mums vote Top Gun Cruise as top hunk

Councils rake in £1.2m a day in parking fines

What life as an illegal boat migrant is really like, by the boy of 15 who couldn’t wait to return to Albania

What life as an illegal boat migrant is really like, by the boy of 15 who couldn’t wait to return to Albania

Naomi stays mum over Viv no-show

I’m no Boleyn girl

Has Robbie thrown in the towel to end pool row with Jimmy Page?

One big Twitter mix-up for Alex

Oh babies… the Hemsley sisters are cooking!

Uni a drag for Ed’s boy

Why PJs are for high-fliers

Dua doing dolly well for herself

Georgie’s love match over

5 things we learned this week

Is Love Island on the rocks?

Mother of Kinnock’s trans grandson tells of concern over his double mastectomy

NEXT WEEK’S NEWS...TODAY!

If Rachel Reeves is Labour’s brightest star, why has she opened the door for a Tory fightback?

Why Chicago had 3,000 time zones. How the humble paperclip became an anti-Nazi symbol. And the King of Tonga’s outlandish quip to guests at my sister Diana’s wedding

Why Chicago had 3,000 time zones. How the humble paperclip became an anti-Nazi symbol. And the King of Tonga’s outlandish quip to guests at my sister Diana’s wedding

Watch out ... How those bargain £50 glasses can easily set you back £500

Britons facing 55 per cent mortgage rise

Well-heeled stars snap up Camilla’s bunion busters – but with f ive-inch platforms

Why it’s pink, yellow and blue diamonds that are now a girl’s best friend

JOIN SLIMMING WORLD FOR FREE WITH THE MAIL

Everything that can go wrong with your breasts (that isn’t cancer) and what to do about it

Always get a lump checked by a doctor – but don’t panic. Nine in tenwill turn out not to be cancer

Hormones mean men can suffer sore nipples as well

Always get a lump checked by a doctor – but don’t panic. Nine in tenwill turn out not to be cancer

WHY A WELL-FITTING BRA IS THE KEY TO BEATING MANY KINDS OF BREAST PAIN

Gene test that can tell if blood cancer medicine will work

New mums turning to alcohol

Peanut allergies licked by babies

WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE . . .

Why IS it so difficult to get an appointment with an NHS dentist?

The side effects of Prozac made me think I was going mad – but here’s why I’m still taking it

Bracelet that can detect a heart attack in minutes

The side effects of Prozac made me think I was going mad – but here’s why I’m still taking it

Diabetes gives me cold feet... how can I keep them warm?

DENIED A LOVED ONE’S RECORDS? LET ME KNOW

Over-74s can still get bowel test

SPRING INTO SHAPE WITH SLIMMING WORLD

Air fryer roast chicken dinner

Tagliatelle with cherry tomato arrabbiata

SIMPLE WAYS TO INTRODUCE NEW ACTIVITIES

Teriyaki salmon with garlicky broccoli

Veggie couscous

Teriyaki salmon with garlicky broccoli

Cocoa, hazelnut and date balls

SWEET TREATS Frozen yoghurt bark

Apricot, coconut and lime balls

Tagliatelle with cherry tomato arrabbiata

REVEALED: The secrets of how couples REALLY manage their money (or hide it from each other!)

Expert: Build trust and plan together

REVEALED: The secrets of how couples REALLY manage their money (or hide it from each other!)

Don’t panic – your cash and pension pots are protected

You picked the wrong prop, Chancellor

Banks may have long given up on cash...but millions of you haven’t

How a lost 29p cost a staggering £44 interest

Happy to help in fight for justice

Not so fast, share price gloomsters! Try these 4 great UK success stories

Frugal? Not likely – I’m happy to spend £300 doing up a cushion

Will is taking years

Delay in tragic payout

Bank’s ban is far from a safeguard

How the bond crooks pose as real bankers to lure victims

CALL THAT SHOWS CONMAN AT WORK

TELL US YOUR VIEW

The FOUR ‘big name offers’ sent to Ron, 85

£204m growth trust that’s good at avoiding economy’s potholes

The perfect ESCAPETOWN

The perfect ESCAPETOWN

Carving out fun in the mighty Dolomites

Milan ... still the height of fashion

Glorious gardens of the Cotswolds – with Christine Walkden

OUR SPECIAL GUEST

WHAT’S INCLUDED

Escape to the country club

Season to be CHEERFUL

Migrants have been forgotten in Lineker farce

Axeing HS2 would be political suicide

Get them out of here!

Thinking positive

Tricks of the traders

Charge of the fright brigade

Palace party poopers

My puppy love for Donny will never die

Fares off the rails

Banks scramble over stricken Credit Suisse

Tata in threat to shut down key steel plant

Catastrophe? No, a wake-up call

Payments on UK debt burden to hit £548bn

Discount boss picks up a £20m divi bargain

Job fears as Indian group seeks pledge

Market chaos leaves an interest rate rise hanging in balance

We MUST return to old-fashioned banking values

As Dr Doom warns about a ‘Lehman moment’– are UK lenders REALLY safe?

It’s no bull run... how firms in rush to list shares in US have stumbled

Are the fat cats finally starting to slim down?

ECO-CAMPAIGNERS

How to reboot Britain – by the man with £1.2TRILLION of savings to invest

SIR NIGEL, 66: SOUL LOVER

$1billion in pay sweeteners. $780m costs. ZERO income

Season ticket prices go up at six PL clubs

Anfield fans claim £20m from UEFA

I DON’T FEEL CONNECTED TO THIS CAR

Watch in awe at Haaland’s feats, but it’s still hard to turn a blind eye to how City created such a glorious team

Golf always able to balls it up

My mum said go and see the world is bigger than Barnet. Here I am in the last eight with Grimsby!

From class clown to poker king: Orsi on his team-mates

They’re doing my Uncle Paul proud

Galopin’s one of the best ever

My mum said go and see the world is bigger than Barnet. Here I am in the last eight with Grimsby!

First you have to restore belief. And Ten Hag has done that. Even my father had tough times at the start

Maguire backing

First you have to restore belief. And Ten Hag has done that. Even my father had tough times at the start

Will Dean’s record fall?

PEP THE MASTER SEES OFF HIS PUPIL

Return turned bittersweet for hero Kompany

Shearer: Haaland’s a scoring machine

Terrific Tella keeps shining

Will Dean’s record fall?

PEP THE MASTER SEES OFF HIS PUPIL

Lopetegui fury at ref’s calls

Rodgers relieved but boos ring out

Lowe’s lowpoint

SIMMS GIVES EVERTON HOPE TO CLING TO

Chelsea ‘could turn £2bn stadium 90 degrees’

Emery has Villa Park bouncing to his beat

Chelsea ‘could turn £2bn stadium 90 degrees’

SIMMS GIVES EVERTON HOPE TO CLING TO

CONTE FURY AS SPURS FOLD CONTE’S 1000 WORD RANT

‘I see selfish players who go into the pitch... we showed we are not a team’

Change can’t halt the slide

‘I see selfish players who go into the pitch... we showed we are not a team’

CONTE FURY AS SPURS FOLD CONTE’S 1000 WORD RANT

Steve’s 14 men put pride back in the shirt

A mockery or the right red card?

Kinghorn smashes Italians

A mockery or the right red card?

Joy for Owens off the pitch

Kinghorn smashes Italians

Gatland: Wales will surprise at World Cup

THE GREEN MACHINE CRUSHES ENGLAND

A perfect Six Nations send-off for Sexton

Fans facing Napoli chaos

Det Supt Simm’s back on the Brighton beat

Anneka is back – and all that’s missing is her brick of a phone

THE TOURIST (2022-)

Get ready, Glasto – because mighty Lizzo’s the bizzo

A love letter to the NHS, marred by a late twist

ROBERT GORE-LANGTON

A love letter to the NHS, marred by a late twist

DAVID MELLOR CLASSICAL

Cricket lessons to crucifixions: the secret life of a museum guard

What Coward had in common with Caine... and the day Greta Garbo asked him to be her ‘bride’

Shirty tribute to fashion icon Lagerfeld

Until Proven Innocent

The Sun Walks Down

What Coward had in common with Caine... and the day Greta Garbo asked him to be her ‘bride’

Our top picks for this week’s TV & Radio

THE PRIZE CROSSWORD

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LAST WEEK’S SOLUTIONS

SIR LANCELOT AND HIS PAGE WIN £250

THE PAGE’S QUICK CLUES

GIVE YOUR FUNDS A ROCKET BOOST

Shop around to make sure you get the best rate

Start building a fortress around your savings with my golden rules

How to pick an Issa that’s right for you . set off on the road to riches

Protect savings via ‘Bed and Isa’

How to pick an Issa that’s right for you . set off on the road to riches

A few home truths...

Such a profitable way to teach children the value of saving

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