JONES MOANS... WHAT LIZ LOATHES THIS WEEK

★ The artisan bakery in the Dales which, at three minutes past closing time of 3pm, refused to make a sandwich and told off my collie who deigned to put one paw inside the door.

★ Hunter wellies. Mine are barely months old and already cracked and leaking rain.

★ Men who order room-service cappuccino on my bill and complain it’s not hot when they don’t even own a teaspoon!