THE GRAND TOUR PRESENTS: LOCHDOWN

MOTORING LARKS Everyone’s favourite petrolheads head north

‘Lochdown’ – because May, Clarkson and Hammond (above) are driving through Scotland, geddit? If you’re still happy to collude in the fiction that here are three crazy mavericks dealing with unforeseen challenges rather than highly paid performers acting out a script, then you’ll enjoy it. The gimmick is that the lads are driving large American cars. They have races, they tow daft caravans. You know the drill. Amazon, from Friday