A FRIEND

of a friend, a New Yorker, texts: ‘Why is your former Prince and his [expletive deleted] wife making Royal-like appearances in Harlem? $8,000 in clothing alone, and she shows up in NYC’s most disadvantaged neighbourhood to read her book aloud. Bad form doesn’t begin to describe it.’

‘Then they meet Chelsea Clinton to talk about vaccine inequality,’ she continues. ‘Are either of them in a position to discuss any sort of inequality at all? Oh please, please take them back!’

I couldn’t put it better myself.