China In The Dock
THE other day my son asked me how you knew you are finally a grown up. I said it was a) when you flossed regularly and b) when you at last learnt to put your plate actually IN the dishwasher as supposed to in the general vicinity in the vague hope that it will sprout legs and put itself in the machine. But actually I’m wrong. It’s when you open the latest edition of Vogue, see stuff like this, left, and realise that all high fashion these days is narcissistic nonsense.