QUOTES of the week

‘Daddy, don’t give me a kiss and a cuddle any more when you drop me off. Just stay in the car.’

Sir Andy Murray tweets his six-year-old daughter’s brutal school-gate order.

‘Ringing up the Speaking Clock, liking macaroni cheese and watching the tide go in and out. I plead guilty to all.’ Broadcaster Jeremy Paxman lists some of the tests necessary to join the Dull Men’s Club of Great Britain.

‘We live in a world and work in industries that are so aggressively committed to upholding whiteness and perpetuating an unabashed misogyny towards black women.’ Director Chinonye Chukwu after her film Till – about the lynching of teenager Emmett Till in 1955 – missed out on an Oscar nomination.

‘Grim! Real or fake, this just promotes trophy hunting. Yuk!’ Carrie Johnson is disgusted by models wearing realistic animal heads on outfits at Paris Fashion Week.

‘When I saw photos of him dressed as a woman with a blonde wig and pink lycra, I fell out of bed laughing.’

Shonna Graham, the estanged wife of transgender rapist Isla Bryson – formerly known as Adam Graham – mocks his attempts to get sent to a women’s jail.

‘An insufficient amount of food available that people wanted to eat.’ Cambridge City Council report conclusion into mounting food waste at civic events after it dropped meat and dairy in favour of vegan alternatives.

‘They are horrible places – the food is rubbish, we don’t let you sleep, we don’t let you know what’s going on.’

Nick Hulme, the boss of two NHS trusts, gives a devastating verdict on hospitals.

‘There are no penalties for innocent errors.’

HM Revenue and Customs boss Jim Harra heaps more pressure on Tory Party chairman Nadhim Zahawi over his tax affairs.