DAVID BOWIE TONY BLAIR

… as ‘amateur-sounding’ and ‘devoid of personality’. While on his 2004 US tour, Bowie was stalked by a fan dressed as a 5ft 3in bunny, who showed up at gigs and once on the same flight. Also harassed by a giant rabbit was… … who was once cornered by News Bunny, the mascot that danced behind newsreaders on short-lived 1990s tabloid station L!ve TV. After leaving school, Blair tried managing rock bands – although the musicians later said they saw him more as a roadie.

It’s a dogsbody job which…

NOEL GALLAGHER

… once did for indie band Inspiral Carpets. Last week the Oasis star reached out to brother Liam, sparking hopes of a band reunion, but was apparently spurned.