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QUOTES of the week

‘You hardly ever see rainbows up there but there were five.’ Prince William on the skies above Balmoral after the Queen’s death – his wife said Her Majesty ‘was looking down on us’.

‘Once again, the froth and foam, the noise and agitation of modernity break on the harbour wall of tradition and slide harmlessly away.’

Comic Simon Evans amid the pomp of the Royal funeral.

‘When the territorial integrity of our country is threatened, to protect Russia and our people we will use all the means at our disposal – this is not a bluff.’ Vladimir Putin warns the West he may resort to nuclear weapons in a major escalation of the war in Ukraine.

‘He is making yet more bogus claims and sabre-rattling threats. This will not work.’

Liz Truss reacts to the Russian president’s TV address.

‘If you can survive being called fat on TV you can survive anything.’ Strictly’s Kym Marsh, who previously incurred the wrath of music talent show judge Nigel Lythgoe.

‘What annoyed me is I saw Phil and Holly going upfront, laminates on. Not even Catholics.’ Comic Frank Skinner jokes that he also saw the under-fire TV duo as he queued to see the relics of St Bernadette.

‘This is of such importance, it is sheer Ludditery to oppose it.’

Business Secretary Jacob Rees-Mogg hits back to those who oppose lifting the fracking ban.

‘We’ll shut it down until we can figure out what’s going on.’

White House official offers to suspend use of the term ‘special relationship’ amid claims that it makes Britain sound needy.

‘Yes you can do the song but tell me what show it is so I can make sure to avoid it.’

Sir Paul McCartney replies to Eric Idle, who asked if he could sing Love Me Do on the US versionof The Masked Singer.

‘You get a bit like, “Let’s go mad.” I go out a lot and get home at 2am.’

Davina McCall reckons ageing has given her a new lease of life.

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