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QUOTES of the week

‘Why did you hit that man, Uncle Will?’

Will Smith reveals the reaction of his nine-year-old nephew Dom after his infamous Oscars slap of comic Chris Rock.

‘Oh I can see I am going to have a challenge getting you to say where you’re from. When did you first come here?’

Lady Susan Hussey sparks a race row by repeatedly asking black British charity boss Ngozi Fulani where she was really from. She later resigned.

‘I felt like I was the cuddly toy on the conveyor belt of the Generation Game.’

The Office creator Stephen Merchant who claims every passenger on his Ryanair flight gawped at him as he sat in the front row.

‘It’s the most excruciating scene ever committed to celluloid.’ Hugh Grant’s verdict about his dance to the Pointer Sisters hit Jump in Love Actually.

‘If you think it’s loud on the record you have no idea.’

Suzan Holder, wife of Slade legend Noddy, who is woken up by him on December 25 yelling, ‘Iiiit’sssssss Chriiiiistmaaaasss!’

‘It’s as if someone scoured the

Earth for the only unflattering picture of the Princess in existence.’

Royal insider after Harry and Meghan’s Netflix show featured Kate in an untypical pose, right.

‘Opportunity clock.’

TV adventurer Bear Grylls’s term for an alarm clock, which he says carries negative connotations.

‘I don’t know Stormzy at all. I was going to say “May the best man win”, but I am not saying it just in case he does win.’ Sir Cliff Richard who is going head to head with the grime star, 29, in the album charts.

‘It looks like something from the market, doesn’t it?’

England star Jack Grealish berates his father Kevin, right, for wearing a Union Jack waistcoat and bow-tie.

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