JONES MOANS... WHAT LIZ LOATHES THIS WEEK

★ Why are lights in hotel rooms so complicated? You must be a contortionist, hunting for switches, either blinding yourself or in total darkness. It’s like trying to land Apollo 11 ★ LNER. A journey that should have taken two hours 20 minutes took five, with three changes of train and wine service suspended in first class as people were standing in the aisle! Gaaaahhh !!!!!