Watch out! Kardashian clan crash into town

SOME Roman Catholics are upset about the stagey appropriation of their religion as a mere prop in the latest Kardashian wedding — and I don’t blame them. Surely, some things are still sacred, especially SACRED things?

Obviously not. When Kourtney married drummer Travis Barker in Portofino on the Italian Riviera this week, it was their tri-wedding ceremony because they don’t do things by thirds.

Dolce & Gabbana made the thrice-wed bride a minidress with a long, hand-embroidered veil that featured a large image of the Virgin Mary. Other Catholic paraphernalia cluttered the ‘altar’. However, it was Portofino itself I most felt sorry for.

This once chic spot — where Humphrey Bogart lit a cigarette for Ava Gardner outside a cafe in The Barefoot Contessa — reduced to having this rabble thundering about.

The groom, haunted Portofino in monk cowl (more inappropriate religious appropriation), showing off his new ‘Kourtney’ tattoo near his left nipple.

Meanwhile, the bride scampered around the picturesque harbour in her knickers, as sister Kim wore a crop top and a pair of ‘pantaboots’ to board their yacht. May God forgive them all, but I don’t think he will.