Dinner party was the cat’s whiskers
Janet Byrne, Harrow, Middlesex.
Friends were coming for a meal
And Kate was running late, She wanted to excel that night
She hoped it would be great. The pots and pans were piling up
The sink was filled with dirty dishes,
She had to race against the clock
To make this party meal delicious.
She quickly scanned the recipe And found something missed before
The dish required anchovies She hadn’t any, she was sure. Then Kate suddenly recalled An uneaten bowl of fish. Sardines, she thought, taste similar
And added all the contents To achieve her goal.
The guests arrived, the meal was served
Some even asked for seconds. ‘You’re such a brilliant cook,’ they said
A cordon bleu, they reckoned.
After all their friends had gone
Kate sat, happy to consign Her hubby to the clearing up But then the cat began to whine.
‘Where on earth’s the cat food?
Fluffy’s hungry,’ queried Dale. ‘I left a bowl here in the fridge . . .
Kate, what’s wrong? You look so pale!’
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