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TONIGHT, across much of central Europe, children make offerings to Krampus: a clawed, goat-monster who rewards well-behaved kids (and punishes naughty ones). So, since I’m ‘off duty’ this week, please excuse me as

I head off to try on my Krampus-suit! My cousin Jemima Cainer is writing your forecasts today. With Venus in enigmatic Scorpio, linking to Saturn, she’ll help us find values hidden in old traditions.

ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20 ASK any self-help or relationship guru, and they’ll talk about the need to have good boundaries. But what do they mean? That we should build protective fences around our hearts? Boundaries are meaningless if there are no consequences to crossing them. Like lines drawn in the sand, although the intention might be to prevent something from happening, in practice nothing changes. Today, as Venus connects with Saturn (the cosmic teacher), adjust the lines of operation in your world to your benefit. December has the potential to make your dreams come true. Call your four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21 CHILDREN sometimes enjoy the excitement of a minor injury. A paper cut or a hurt finger mean they get to wear a special plaster and show everyone how brave they are. As adults though, making a fuss about a minor issue is less adorable. And attaching ourselves to the memory of pain is a recipe for further suffering. There’s an issue you need to let go of. It’s time for a hurt to be released. Today, as Venus makes an important link with Saturn, it brings a chance to heal an old wound, and move on. If you don’t usually call your forecast, this is the month to do it! Your December prediction has brilliant news. Call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 - June 22 WHAT do you need to be concerned about? Are you sure? What if you’re wrong? Recently, your ruling planet Mercury entered earthy Capricorn — which has led to serious thinking on past mistakes. But, as Eckhart Tolle teaches, what’s important is happening in the ‘now’. Even the future exists only in our imagination. By the time we get there, it will have become ‘now’! So, ‘living in the moment’ is all we can do. If you can get your head around that, you can definitely handle whatever today brings! This is an exciting month! December’s cosmic events could transform your life! Find out how! Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 - July 23 IF ONLY excessive fretting could be turned into electricity: at times, you could power the entire planet! It’s not just your own situation that has got you feeling anxious, it’s what everyone else is doing. And since all that worrying will only lead to weariness, you need to find a way to

stop. Today, make a note of each concern and the power you have to change it. If there are things on your mind that you can’t influence, forgive yourself for not being a superhero, and put them aside. You can only do so much. December is chock-a-block with celestial action! Your month holds great potential for positive change. Call 0906 751 5604. LEO

July 24 - Aug 23 WE HAVE been

subjected to a bizarre mistruth. For some reason, we think great opportunities come only ‘once in a lifetime’, that chances are finite and can be ‘missed’. In truth, life on Earth has the potential to manifest endless opportunities for change and positive outcomes. There’s no reason to worry about missing the boat today. When it moves from the dock, it makes space for another. If you feel you’ve missed something, it’s because a better opportunity is on its way. It’s December! For uplifting news on how the thrilling astrological action brings exciting opportunities, call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO WE HEAR about Aug 24 - Sep 23

people who fight against waves of opposition and create tidal waves of change. They demonstrate that with willpower, miracles can manifest. Today though, there’s good reason to allow yourself to go with the momentum that’s moving you along. You don’t need to overexert yourself to achieve what you’re hoping for. This is a journey towards spiritual growth. The Moon in Virgo encourages you to go with the flow and adapt to the opportunities coming your way. You’ve got all you need to surf these waves. Welcome to December! Your prediction for this action-packed month is ready. For inspiration, call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23 SOMETIMES, we have to draw a line under what we wish would happen in order to accept what’s actually happening. I’m not suggesting you let go of hoping that you’ll be able to transform the situations you’re dealing with. As my Dad used to tell me, if something is truly right for you, it will come back. Today, as your ruling planet, Venus, connects with Saturn (the cosmic teacher), its healing powers are being enhanced. You can handle anything that looks like a loss. And trust that what’s meant to be, will be. Your in-depth December forecast could be one of the most rewarding calls you ever make. Call 0906 751 5607. SCORPIO

Oct 24 - Nov 22 SCORPIOS

are much more forgiving than people think. Your ability to understand others: to intuitively pick up on their inner workings, means you can’t help but share the kindness you keep tucked in your heart. It’s just that you do it in subtle ways. Today, Venus, the planet of pleasure (currently in your sign), makes a powerfully positive connection with Saturn (which is in compassionate Pisces). It’s an opportunity to allow the generosity of your wisdom to flow freely to someone who feels misunderstood. For a treasure trove of inspiration about December, call your month-ahead forecast: 0906 751 5608. SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 - Dec 21

GIVEN your ability to say the wrong thing at the wrong time, you’ve got more wisdom than you sometimes appear to have! Sagittarians may be known for their tendency to ‘put their foot in it’. But it’s not because you don’t care: it’s that you can’t help but point out the obvious (which many seem to miss). Naming the elephant in the room doesn’t always go down well. Today, it may be wiser to keep quiet until you’re sure the elephant you want to discuss is ready to be identified! Powerful celestial events make December a month to remember! Make sure you take full advantage! Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 20 THERE are times when your natural efficiency makes people wonder if you’re a robotic hybrid. You’re never ruthless without good reason, but your mind tends to reduce even complex problems down to basic parts. This is what makes you so capable. It’s also what causes others to feel a bit intimidated. Your prowess makes them aware of their inadequacy. Today, the link between your ruling planet and Venus allows you to show your gentlest side. You can be efficient, and encouraging. December is going to be amazing! For four minutes of news and insight that could change your life, call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19 MANY of us were brought up on the phrase ‘if you can’t think of anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all’. But sometimes, reading into the silence of words unsaid allows our imaginations to go into overdrive, and we think things are worse than they are. If only it was as easy to quieten our thoughts as to keep our mouths shut. Today, as Saturn and Venus link, you’ll find it easier to practise some much-needed self-compassion. You can reframe any self-criticism into a kinder narrative. To hear uplifting news about the possibilities December brings, call your month-ahead forecast: 0906 751 5611.

PISCES WHEN we see a Feb 20 - Mar 20 closed door, it’s easy to assume there’s no way through it. Even if we can’t see any bolts or locks, we don’t think about trying to open it. Today, as Venus and Saturn connect, a gateway of potential opens in your world. The barrier between your current circumstances and your creative purpose is lower than it has been for a while. This is an opportunity to knock on a door that’s been closed. If you push against it, you’ll find that it opens and takes you to a future where things feel a little easier. There’s so much to tell you about December, and you’re going to love it! For news you need to hear, call 0906 751 5612.